Total Medals Earned: 1,303 (From 264 different games.) Total Medal Score: 17,925 Points
Medals Earned: 7/18 (90/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Successfully find the Goatee
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (25/35 points)
Complete the game
Go on a "butterfly" hunt
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/500 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/330 points)
Beat Room 5
Get the bad ending
Complete Expert Room 1
Complete Expert Room 2
Get the good ending
Beat Time Trial Run in under 4 minutes
Obtain all 19 grapefruits